Meet Dmitri — a reason to thank your decent mate

The message below — which may be a hoax — is circulating on the Internet. It reminds me of the many frogs I had to kiss when I was single and dating.

Actually, going on the worst date of my life was a gift; shortly thereafter, I met I. precisely because I forced myself to meet new men.

Anyway, enjoy. Whether this is comedy, a hoax, or a real message, it will give you reason to thank your mate.